Anyway, so I came up with an idea for a series of illustrations under the theme of "If classic video games were conceived today". These would be ridiculous pictures that would skewer today's games in all of their testosterone-laden, dude-bro-ness. And Pac-Man would be the first. The problem is, I'm having a really hard time making this idea look unappealing.
PAC-Man 2011 would be a first-person-shooter (of course) starring an unarmed space marine who is trapped aboard a ship infested by deadly ghosts. There are weapons hidden in remote corners of the ship that he can use to fend off the ghosts, but ammo is finite. P.A.C., by the way, would stand for "Paranormal Assault Corps" or "Planetary Assault Corps". I can see a legion of dude-bros lining up outside of their local Gamestops already ...